Arrr, a SJSU matey and a scallywag in distress had a Thanksgiving feast in Sin City, while lawsuits be flyin’!
2024-12-02
Arrr, mateys! Brooke Slusser of San Jose State’s volleyball crew spun a yarn for Fox News Digital ‘bout their Thanksgiving jaunt to Las Vegas, all while the seas be churning with a national hullabaloo! Yarr, ‘tis a tale of spikes and shenanigans, fit for a jolly crew!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of two lassies, Blaire and Brooke, who set sail to Las Vegas fer one last hurrah in the sport o’ volleyball, only to find themselves tangled in a whirlwind o’ controversy! On the eve of their grand adventures, they be watchin' magicians tryin' to pluck secrets from the crowd like treasure from the deep, but alas, they be left undisturbed. Aye, they were guarded like a chest of doubloons!But the seas turned stormy as ol’ Brooke found herself in the midst o' lawsuits, claimin' she was forced to bunk with a biologically male shipmate, Blaire. And as the winds of scandal blew, Brooke feared fer her safety, worryin' that her mate's spikes in the game might be dangerous enough to knock a lass flat on her keister!
On Thanksgiving, they feasted like true pirates but were weighed down by the tension of the looming championship. Yet, come match day, they floundered like fish outta water! Blaire, a mighty force on the court, had a rough start but rallied like a ship in a storm. In the end, though they battled valiantly, the championship slipped through their fingers like sand. As Brooke sailed off into the sunset, she vowed to be wary of the waters ahead, forever changed by her adventures on the high seas o' college sports!