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Arrr, McNeese skedaddles from Clemson's clutches, nearly keeling over a 24-point treasure! March Madness be a treacherous sea, matey!

2025-03-20

Arrr, matey! McNeese State be teeterin' on the edge o’ Davy Jones’ locker with a mighty 24-point lead, but lo and behold, Clemson’s comeback be as late as a landlubber at dawn! The Cowboys be laughin’ like a parrot with a treasure, pullin’ off a fine upset! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a most unexpected skirmish on the court, where the brave 12-seeded Cowboys of McNeese be takin' on the fearsome No. 5 Clemson Tigers! Aye, the Cowboys sailed into battle with a mighty lead, havin' them Tigers quakin' in their boots, holdin' a 24-point advantage at one point. But as the tides of fortune would have it, the game turned into a nail-biter!

In the first half, Clemson was as lost as a ship without a compass, only findin' the bottom of the rim 13 times! Meanwhile, McNeese be celebratin' with a hearty 31 points. But lo and behold, the second half saw a miraculous comeback from Clemson, who rallied like a pack of scallywags, cuttin' the lead to a mere three points with but seconds to go! Aye, they went on a wild run, hittin' four three-pointers as if they were plunderin' treasure!

In the end, McNeese held tight to their spoils, squeakin' by with a narrow victory of 69-67. This be their first-ever win in the tournament, and now they be settin' sail to face the fearsome No. 4 Purdue! And let's not forget their crafty captain, Will Wade, who’s got his eye on another ship, N.C. State, but for now, he’s stayin' the course with the Cowboys. What a raucous adventure, mateys!

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