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Arrr, Coach Gottlieb be standin' tall fer the Mississippi State lass, fendin’ off the scallywags harassin' her over JuJu's misfortune!

2025-03-29

Arrr! Coach Lindsay Gottlieb, a fine lass of USC, be standin' tall fer a poor soul from Mississippi State, takin' flak o'er that fateful play what left JuJu Watkins in a pickle. Aye, online scallywags be bullyin', but this captain be defendin' her crew like a true matey!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a fair lass named Chandler Prater, a player of the Mississippi State Bulldogs, who found herself caught in a tempest of scorn after a scuffle on the courts led to the unfortunate injury of JuJu Watkins, a valiant player for the USC Trojans. Coach Lindsay Gottlieb, a fierce defender of her crew, leapt to Prater’s aid, declaring that the play lacked any nefarious intent. "Nay, there be no wickedness in her actions!" she proclaimed, urging the barnacles of the internet to cease their bullying.

But alas! Prater, feeling the brunt of cruel jests, had to seal her comment section tighter than a ship’s hold during a storm, for many called her "dirty" and questioned her merit upon the court. "Learn to play without foulin’!" cried one scallywag, while another hissed, "Quit the game, ye foul beast!"

Despite the chaos, the mighty Trojans press onward in their quest, aiming for glory in the Sweet 16, with the spirit of their fallen comrade, JuJu, urging them to sail forth with courage. "We can still do somethin' grand together!" Gottlieb declared, rallying the troops for the battles that lie ahead. So hoist the sails and may fortune favor the brave! Yarrr!

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