Arrr, Fencer Stephanie Turner be shoutin' at USA Fencin' for lettin' landlubber trans folk join the wenches' brawl!
2025-04-04
Arrr! After a rollickin’ video showed lass Stephanie Turner takin’ a knee to brawl with a swashbucklin’ trans foe, she set sail to Fox News’ 'America Reports' t’ give a right tongue-lashin’ t’ the scallywags at USA Fencing! Avast, what a ruckus!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearty mates! The tale be told of fair Stephanie Turner, a fencer whose actions set the seas ablaze! Aye, she kneeled like a scallywag in protest against a trans opponent, and lo, the world be watchin’! In an interview on the Fox News Channel, she declared, “There be no way to sail these waters with them extremists at the helm of USA Fencing!”But, alas! For her defiance, she earned a black card, which be the harshest punishment ye can get, banished from the tournament like a ship lost at sea! The captain of this fine ship, Damien Lehfeldt, stood firm for the inclusion of trans fencers, sayin’, “Transgender women are women!” Aye, he be insistin’ that medals be less important than the joy of belongin’!
But the storm rages on! With policies in place allowin’ trans athletes to compete after a year of testosterone suppression, Turner's protest has stirred a hullabaloo. The USA Fencing crew be standin' by their principles, calling for respect and inclusivity even as choppy waters threaten their ship.
So, raise yer tankards, mateys, for the winds of change blow fierce, and this saga be far from over!