Aye, Georgia be raisin’ the 'Riley Gaines Act' to keep the lasses’ games free from scallywag trans athletes! Har har!
2025-02-28
Arrr, me hearties! The Georgia House be raisin' a ruckus with the "Riley Gaines Act," decreein' that no swashbucklin' trans athletes shall set sail against the fair lasses! A fine bit o' tomfoolery, if ye ask me! Keepin' sport as calm as a still sea, savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Georgia House makin' waves with the "Riley Gaines Act," aimed at keepin' transgender scallywags from dabblin' in the fair maidens’ sports! This fine bill be named after the fierce lass Riley Gaines, who’s been hootin’ and hollerin’ ever since she faced off against the notorious Lia Thomas, a trans swimmer who snatched an NCAA title like it were a treasure chest.With a hearty vote of 102 to 54, the representatives be settin’ sail towards the Senate, where they be hopin’ to chart a course for fair competition. The good Rep. Josh Bonner, sponsor of this here venture, declared that the fair lasses deserved a shot at victory without the interference of buccaneers from the men’s side!
But beware, me hearties! Not all be celebratin’ this bill! The Democrats be raisin' a ruckus, callin’ it “deeply discriminatory,” and one even dubbed it the "erasure of transgender Georgians act." Yet, across the seas, 25 other states be followin' suit, banishin’ trans athletes from their ladies’ competitions. So, hoist the sails and keep yer eyes peeled, for this be a storm brewin’ in the realm of sports! Arrr!