The Booty Report

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Arrr, the NC State scallywag scoffs at Belichick’s query, sayin' it be as useless as a leaky ship!

2024-12-14

Arrr, mateys! Coach Doeren of the Wolfpack be readyin' fer a grand bowl battle! But lo and behold, the first query tossed his way was 'bout that scallywag UNC's new captain! Aye, the tides of college football be shiftin' like a ship in a storm! Savvy?

Aye mateys, the tempestuous seas of rivalry be still churnin’ between the hearty crews of N.C. State and the North Carolina Tar Heels, even with the regular season sailin’ into the sunset.

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