Arrr, the mighty Eric Bischoff be makin' his grand MLW entrance, causin' a ruckus fit for Davy Jones himself!
2024-12-06
Arrr, me hearties! The infamous Eric Bischoff, a legend of the wrestling seas, did set sail into Major League Wrestling on a fine Thursday eve! He be throwin’ down matches, sparrin’ with scallywags, and even givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to a matey! A ruckus fit for the high seas!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of Major League Wrestling, where Court Bauer, the captain of this fine ship, be proclaiming the dawn of a colossal year! Aye, it be true, for naught can rival the likes of the legendary Eric Bischoff, a crafty sea dog of wrestling lore!On a fine Thursday eve, in the bustling Melrose Ballroom of Queens, New York, the crowd erupted like a cannon blast as Bischoff set sail on his creative voyage. He welcomed two scallywags, Matt Riddle and “Filthy” Tom Lawlor, into the fray, only to challenge Riddle to a perilous duel 'gainst the fierce Donovan Dijak. If Riddle faltered, the golden chance at the MLW World Heavyweight Championship would be lost like a treasure map cast to the sea!
But that scallywag Bischoff wasn’t done yet! He tossed Paul Walter Hauser into a wild street fight against the Rogue Horsemen. The atmosphere crackled with excitement as Alex Kane fired some barbs at Bischoff, sparking a brawl fiercer than a tempest! Alas, in the end, Bischoff did what he do best—he fired Kane, soon to be met with suplexes aplenty!
As the show drew to a close, Bischoff stood gazing at the skyscrapers like a pirate eyeing distant shores, holding an MLW contract. The crowd be left wonderin’ if this be the start of a new chapter in this swashbuckling saga! Yarr!