Arrr, a band o’ NBA swashbucklers be walkin’ the plank for throwin’ fists in a ruckus on the court!
2024-12-28
Arrr, matey! Three scallywags o' the NBA be walkin' the plank after a ruckus between the Dallas Mavericks and the Phoenix Suns on a fine Friday eve! Aye, 'tis a right jolly brawl, but now they be sittin' in the brig, thinkin' 'bout their mischief!
Arrr matey! Gather round, for a tale from the courts of the NBA! On a fine Friday night, a ruckus erupted betwixt the Phoenix Suns and the Dallas Mavericks, leadin’ to three scallywags bein’ suspended for their unruly behavior!Mavs’ forward Naji Marshall be sittin’ out four games in the brig whilst Jusuf Nurkic of Phoenix faces three days of walkin’ the plank! And let’s not forget PJ Washington, who’ll miss one game for stirrin’ the pot! ‘Twas a tempestuous clash that started when Nurkic, caught guardin’ like a fish outta water, swung at Marshall’s noggin’, ignitin’ the fury! Marshall retaliated with a punch that’d make Blackbeard proud, while Washington shoved Nurkic down quicker than a cannonball!
The referees, much like the king’s men, saw to it that all three miscreants were tossed from the ship, or rather, the game! Mavs coach Jason Kidd claimed it was just the crew protectin’ one another, while Suns captain Mike Budenholzer warned such shenanigans be no good for the league or their crew!
Despite losin’ their star Luka Dončić to a calf strain, the Mavericks sailed to victory, takin’ the match 98-89! Aye, even in tumultuous waters, victory be sweet for the crew of Dallas!