Arrr, Bruce Pearl be givin' a right tongue-lashin' to them scallywags o' Hamas after freein' three poor souls!
2025-01-19
Arrr, Captain Bruce Pearl, the swashbucklin' coach of the Auburn Tigers, be raisin' his voice like a tempest, takin' a hearty jab at them scallywag Hamas ruffians, after spyin' their wretched faces upon seein' three Israeli hostages set free! Aye, a fine show of pirate humor, indeed!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of basketball and controversy! Our fearless captain of the Auburn Tigers, Bruce Pearl, took to the treacherous waters of social media, settin’ his sights on a video that showed those scallywags of Hamas passin’ over three Israeli hostages to the Red Cross, all while chantin’ like madmen! Arrr, it be a sight to make any buccaneer’s blood boil!With the spirit of a true pirate, Pearl didn’t hold back, exclaimin’, “Does this look like peace to ye, ye knaves? They’ve made war and hid in the shadows, while shoutin’ for genocide!” Aye, the man’s got a tongue sharper than a cutlass! He’s been a vocal defender of Israel, and it seems this was just another battle cry from the captain of the court!
Aye, the seas be rough, with a cease-fire deal on the horizon that promises to release hostages in exchange for imprisoned souls. But beware! Hamas won’t release their captives without a proper truce and the full retreat of Israeli forces! So, hoist the sails and brace yerselves, for this tale of sport and strife be far from over!