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Arrr, a brawl broke out 'twixt East Carolina an' NC State, leavin' the ref spillin' more than grog!

2024-12-29

Arrr, matey! The Military Bowl turned into a ruckus fit for Davy Jones himself, as the East Carolina Pirates and them N.C. State Wolfpack clashed like thunderin’ cannons! Eight scallywags were tossed overboard, leavin’ naught but mayhem in their wake. A right merry dust-up, I say!

Avast, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the Military Bowl, where two rival crews, East Carolina and N.C. State, clashed on the gridiron like ships in a storm! The Pirates were just about to claim victory at 26-21 when a tempest brewed near the sidelines, and lo, an official found himself bloodied and battered!

With but 44 seconds left, the East Carolina running back, Rahjai Harris, charged forth when a scuffle erupted. It all started when our trusty wide receiver, Yannick Smith, swiped a towel from the Wolfpack’s Tamarcus Cooley. The Wolfpack, not takin’ kindly to this mischief, pounced on Smith like sharks on a shipwrecked sailor. Chaos ensued, with eight players walkin’ the plank—er, gettin’ ejected!

N.C. State’s captain, Coach Dave Doeren, hung his head in shame, apologizin’ to the Pirates for the rowdy display, while East Carolina’s own Blake Harrell declared there be no place for such shenanigans in sports. As the ruckus died down, the Pirates sailed home with a fine 8-5 record, whilst the Wolfpack limped away with a 6-7 tally. Aye, next year’s rematch be already on the horizon! Let’s raise a tankard to rivalries on the high seas of college football!

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