Arrr! RFK Jr. be sailin' smooth with NFL matey Aaron Rodgers backin' him up 'fore the great confirmation squall!
2025-01-29
Arrr, matey! The mighty Aaron Rodgers, a true Jets swashbuckler, be backin’ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. like a trusty parrot on yer shoulder! He’s shoutin’ from the crow’s nest in favor of the lad’s quest to be the Health and Human Services captain! Yo ho, what a jolly crew!
Avast, mateys! Gather ye 'round for a tale of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who be settin' sail fer a grand Senate confirmation hearing on the morrow, seekin' to don the cap of Health and Human Services Secretary under Cap'n Trump!Now, who be rallyin' behind this scallywag? None other than the famed New York Jets quarterback, Aaron Rodgers! Aye, he be throwin' support like cannonballs, even ponderin' a run for the high seas of politics alongside Kennedy in the next presidential race, captured in the Netflix treasure trove known as "Enigma."
Rodgers, who be itchin' to play more football, be warnin’ those Senate landlubbers to come prepared. "Ye better not try and best me mate Bobby," he be shoutin’! "He’s sharp as a cutlass and ready to parry any attack!" This here quarterback be backin' Kennedy's grand crusade to "Make America Healthy Again," after the FDA banned that nefarious red dye, known to cause trouble.
"Look sharp, Senators, fer Bobby just wants what's best fer our wee ones — safe grub and fair play on the high seas of health!" exclaimed Rodgers with a fire in his belly. So, keep yer spyglasses trained on the Senate, fer the winds be blowin’ in favor of Captain Kennedy’s quest! Arrr!