"Arrr! A lassie golfer be causin’ a ruckus, makin’ the tour owner holler fer a ban like a scallywag!"
2024-12-06
Arrr! Captain Stuart McKinnon of the NXXT Golf fleet spun a yarn 'bout his tussle with the lass Hailey Davidson, a swashbucklin' trans golfer. In March, he declared her banishment, sayin' it be a jolly mess fit for a pirate's tavern! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the greens!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the fairways of golf, where the LPGA has cast a mighty new rule, banning post-puberty lads from competing in the fairer sex's tournaments! Aye, the ladies be cheerin' this change, callin' it a grand victory for women’s sports!Yet, not all be smooth sailin’! Our trans matey, Hailey Davidson, be raisin' a ruckus on the gram, claimin’ she wasn’t consulted 'fore they made this decision. This be quite the twist, as Hailey had already faced the axe earlier this year, givin' rise to the stormy seas of controversy!
Stuart McKinnon, the newly appointed captain of the NXXT Golf Tour, found himself in a pickle after learnin’ that Hailey's powerful swing might be givin' her an unfair edge. He be a father of five lasses, and he couldn’t watch 'em compete against a 240-pound brute on the pitch, so he made the hard call to ban her from the tour!
The crew’s whispers were filled with fear of bein' “canceled,” yet the poll they cast showed a hearty support for the change! In the end, the LPGA followed suit, and many a female golfer raised their tankards in celebration, claimin’ victory for fair play! Aye, the tides be turnin', and it seems the winds favor the women’s ship for now!