Arrr! A scallywag hockey player took a bonk to the noggin, knockin' him out cold! Game's on hold, matey!
2025-03-14
Arrr, mateys! In a ruckus o' a brawl, our scallywag Terrell Goldsmith got his noggin knocked out cold by that rapscallion Asthon Cumby! Off to Davy Jones’ hospital he sails, after the hullabaloo on Tuesday night. Aye, the sea be a rough mistress!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of ruckus on the ice, where a young lad named Terrell Goldsmith, a fearsome defenseman o' the Tri-City Americans, found himself in a brawl that sent him straight to Davy Jones' locker—well, not quite, but close enough! On a fateful Tuesday night, after a face-off in the second period, he and Ashton Cumby o' the Seattle Thunderbirds decided to drop their mitts, unleashing a flurry of punches fit for the fiercest scallywags.But alas! Goldsmith lost his helmet, and with a mighty swing, Cumby delivered a blow that knocked the lad out cold, face-first onto the icy deck! Trainers rushed forth like gallant buccaneers to tend to their fallen matey, while the crowd gasped in horror, avoiding the grim scene as if it were a cursed treasure.
After bein’ carted away on a stretcher—offering a thumbs-up to the crowd like a true pirate hero—Goldsmith was found to be awake and in good spirits at the hospital. The match was suspended, mind ye, with the Thunderbirds leadin' 2-0 at the time. The game be rescheduled when the dust settles, but both lads, having engaged in a 'staged fight,' will not return. So raise yer tankards to Goldsmith, may he sail smoothly back to the rink soon!