Arrr! Caitlin's swab of a matey be spoutin' riddles after his da got booted and tossed from the Iowa crew!
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! After the feared captain Fran McCaffery met his doom, his lad Connor, who be sweet on Caitlin Clark, be sendin' a riddle on the high seas of X! What treachery be this, eh? The winds of fate be blowin' strange, I tell ye!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ a captain named Fran McCaffery, who was unceremoniously tossed overboard from the University of Iowa’s basketball ship after a long 15-year voyage. Aye, his demise came swift after a fierce battle against the Illini, where he was ejected faster than a parrot can squawk! Alas, the crew be missin’ the NCAA treasure for a second year in a row, and the scuttlebutt be flyin’ across the seven seas of social media.On the day o’ his firing, young Connor, his own flesh and blood, took to the treacherous waters of X, castin’ three clown emojis as a jest, before scuttling away from the post like a cowardly sea rat. Connor be a former player and now an assistant coach, who once sailed the courts of Iowa and found romance with the fair Caitlin Clark, who be a star in her own right.
Captain Fran leaves behind a legacy of 297 victories, the all-time win record for the Hawkeyes, but alas, never did he reach the coveted Sweet 16! Aye, the sea of college basketball be a cruel mistress, but Fran shall be remembered for his valiant efforts, even if the winds of change have blown him away!