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Arrr! ESPN's Stephen A be stirrin' the pot o' LeBron's spat, jabberin' 'bout Kobe and Dwyane's Hall o' Fame bash!

2025-03-27

Arrr, the scallywag Stephen A. Smith be settin' sail on a fresh squabble with LeBron James! On the high seas of "First Take," he be takin' a jab at the Los Angeles Lakers. Avast, the waves o' drama be risin'! A right merry ruckus it be, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the tempestuous feud 'twixt ESPN’s own Stephen A. Smith and the grand LeBron James, the king of the court! On a fine Thursday, Smith, with a tongue sharper than a dagger, claimed LeBron was tellin' fibs in his chat with Pat McAfee, and that he only spoke o’ his lad, Bronny, in the realm of basketball, not personal matters.

Smith unleashed a tirade, callin’ out the King for not attendin’ Kobe Bryant’s memorial, and other events where he be missed. “I could’ve tossed yer dirty laundry into the briny deep, but I chose not to!” he proclaimed, makin’ it clear he holds back nothin’ but respect. But lo and behold, LeBron be actin’ like a scorned sailor, postin’ an old video of Smith boxing, as if to poke fun at him!

“Why be ye so petty, LeBron?” Smith mused, wonderin’ if the king be fretful about his legacy against the great Michael Jordan. As the ship sails on, LeBron may have bested the Pacers, but the real battle lies in the words that fly like cannonballs ‘tween these two scallywags! Let’s raise our tankards and watch as this saga unfolds, me mateys! Arrr!

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