Arrr, a lass from Maine be spillin’ the beans on how the state’s rules scuttled her youthful sportin’ dreams!
2025-03-22
Arrr! Young Cassidy Carlisle from the land o' Maine be spillin' her tales to Fox News Digital, claimin' that them trans scallywags be robbin' her childhood and sportin' dreams! Aye, what a stormy sea she sails in her quest fer fair play on the high school battlegrounds!
Avast ye mateys! Here be the tale of one Cassidy Carlisle, a lass of the high seas of Presque Isle, Maine, who found herself in the uncharted waters of a mixed locker room six moons past. In the midst of changing, she stumbled upon a biological lad, causing her heart to sink like a ship's anchor! Told by the landlubbers in charge that avoiding this scallywag would make her late for class, she felt a storm brew in her belly. Arrr, what a pickle!Fast forward to her junior year, when this brave lass discovered she'd be facing that same lad, now a trans athlete, upon the icy battleground of Nordic skiing. "Blimey!" she exclaimed, "I thought such battles only raged on the news!" But lo and behold, there she was, faced with the defeat that hit her like cannon fire! Aye, she had already tasted defeat in past races and now, it all felt like a cursed fate.
Feeling the weight of the world on her shoulders, Cassidy kept silent as if she were a ship lost in the fog. But with the winds of change blowing, she took to the streets, rallying her fellow seafarers against the tide of trans inclusion in girls' sports! With the support of the Trump administration, she aims to steer her state back on course, lest they lose their precious bounty of federal funds! Arrr, may the winds favor her sails!