Arrr, Jimmy Kimmel be jabbin’ Trump fer hissy fit 'bout them Taylor Swift boos, callin’ him a jealous landlubber!
2025-02-13
Arrr, the jester of the night, Jimmy Kimmel, be takin' a jab at Captain Trump on a fine Monday! The ol' sea dog tweeted about the fair lass Taylor Swift bein' booed. Ho ho! 'Tis a right merry squall in the realm of folly!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a most curious tale from the realm of the landlubbers! On a fateful night, the jolly jester of late-night, Jimmy Kimmel, took to the stage to unleash his jests upon the swashbuckling President Trump, who be blabberin’ about the fair maid Taylor Swift bein’ booed at the grand spectacle known as Super Bowl LIX.Arrr, the lass was met with a cacophony of jeers when her visage graced the screen at the Caesars Superdome, as she cheered for the Chiefs whilst the Eagles fans roared like a tempest! Alas, the Chiefs were routed, and the scurvy captain Trump clapped back on Truth Social, claimin’ she had a night worse than his own. But Kimmel, the clever rogue, retaliated, pointing out that unlike Trump, the lass stayed put to watch the whole match!
Kimmel quipped that Trump be green with envy over Swift's legions of followers and treasure trove, whilst he barely managed to keep his own ship afloat. Though the fair Taylor had endorsed the Vice President, it mattered not, for Trump was victorious in his political clash. As the Chiefs sank like a ship in a storm, Swift remained, a true captain in her own right!