The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! JuJu Watkins be down on one knee, cursed by March Madness, like a scallywag in a stormy sea!

2025-03-25

Arrr, mateys! The valiant JuJu Watkins of the USC Trojans be struck by the dreaded knee kraken, puttin’ an end to his gallant season in the NCAA Tournament clash with them rascally Bulldogs o’ Mississippi State! Aye, ’tis a rough sea for our star!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of gallant JuJu Watkins, a fierce lass of the USC basketball crew. Alas, on a fateful eve during March Madness, she suffered a dreadful knee injury whilst dartin' like a swashbuckler on the court against the Mississippi State scallywags!

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