Arrr! Democrat scallywags jump ship, claim AOC and Jeffries say anti-trans bill be a treasure map for child scallywags!
2025-01-21
Arrr, matey! It be a fine day when Democrats, like scallywags, scuttled from their ship after lawmakers be tryin' to rope a bill savin' lass athletes from the likes of trans scallywags to the notion of 'empowerin' child predators.' Aye, what a rum-fuddled crew they be!
Ahoy, mateys! In the rough waters of Washington D.C., the Democrats be settin’ sail against the GOP’s "Protection of Women and Girls in Sports" act, throwin’ around wild tales that it be allowin’ scallywags to inspect the lower decks of young lassies! Arrr, but the bill ne’er mentioned no such nonsense, say the Republicans, who claim all one needs be a birth certificate to keep the seas safe.Yet, the likes of Rep. Hakeem Jeffries and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez be usin’ this outrageous claim as cannon fodder in their speeches, stirrin’ up discontent among their loyal crew. A veteran law professor, Gary Francione, who be a lifelong Democrat, found the Democrats’ tactics as shady as a foggy night! He’s jumpin’ ship, claimin’ their arguments be a disgrace to honest folk, and now other disgruntled seafarers be followin’ suit!
With the tide turnin’, even those who’ve long sailed under the Democrat flag be questionin’ their captain’s course. A recent survey shows many landlubbers, even Democrats, be against trans athletes takin’ to the women’s sports deck. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the winds of change be blowin’ strong, and the seas of politics be a-changin’! Arrr!