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Arrr, lassies be sayin' a lass with a treasure chest o' strength ain't no worry! Fair weather, I say!

2024-11-26

Arrr, me hearties! The lasses o’ the volleyball crew be laughin' at the scuttlebutt aimed at San Jose State's Blaire Fleming! They say her game might pack a punch, but blow me down, they be takin' it lighter than a feather in a gale!

Avast ye hearties, gather 'round for a tale of tempestuous waters in the realm of volley and serve! The San Jose State wenches be in a hullabaloo over their fierce player, Blaire Fleming, who be not just any lass, but a transgender pirate of the court! A judge from far-off Colorado granted this buccaneer's right to swing her mighty spikes in the Mountain West Conference tournament, much to the chagrin of scallywags grumbling about fairness.

With a fearsome tally of 297 kills this season, Fleming be the undisputed queen of the attack, sending balls flying like cannonballs! Ye see, some landlubbers be whisperin’—is she too strong, too fierce for the fair maidens? But nay, noted players from across the seas say the biological lassies be hittin’ just as hard, if not harder! So, let not the doubters weigh anchor in their skepticism!

Despite the controversy, Fleming’s mates be standin’ tall, defendin’ their comrade with the fervor of a ship's crew in a boarding! Even with bruises from fierce practice, they ain’t backin’ down! So raise yer tankards to the judge’s fair ruling, and let the games continue! Yarrr! What a ruckus on the high seas of volleyball!

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