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Avast! Alex Bregman be top o’ the list o’ freebootin’ MLB scallywags as the hurlers and backstops sail to spring!

2025-02-12

Arrr, matey! Alex Bregman be the finest free agent afloat, no question about it! Yet, five other scallywags be wanderin’ the seas, with no ship to call home, just as pitchers and catchers be makin’ their way to the ol’ ballpark! Blimey!

Avast! Alex Bregman be top o’ the list o’ freebootin’ MLB scallywags as the hurlers and backstops sail to spring!

Ahoy matey! The time be upon us where pitchers and catchers be settin’ sail in Florida and Arizona to prepare fer the grand adventure of the baseball season! Aye, spring trainin’ be officially underway after a wild offseason that saw a treasure trove of $3.3 billion in contracts signed by scallywags.

Yet, lo and behold! Some seasoned players with All-Star parley still be wonderin’ where their ships shall dock come March 27 when the season be kickin’ off. Aye, here be the finest six free agents still adrift on the market with just over six weeks until the grand opening!

First, we’ve got Alex Bregman, a consistent swashbuckler, who turned down a hefty six-year bounty from the Astros! But fear not, his bat still be sharp! Then there’s Jose Iglesias, who found his groove once he belted out a catchy sea shanty, leadin’ the Mets to glory whilst sportin’ a .337 average!

Jose Quintana be another trusty arm, though he won’t be makin’ any All-Star waves. And let’s not forget Nick Pivetta, who be known fer his swing-and-miss prowess! David Robertson, at nearly 40, still be throwin’ strikes like a seasoned cannon! Lastly, Alex Verdugo be battlin’ through the storm, a Gold Glove contender waitin’ fer the right crew!

So grab yer grog and keep a weathered eye on the horizon! The baseball season be upon us, mateys!

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