Arrr! Saquon Barkley be hollerin' at Ivanka and them scallywags, the Kushner lads, after a jolly good summit!
2025-04-03
Arrr! Saquon Barkley, that swashbucklin’ eagle of a back, be hollerin’ for Ivanka Trump as he sets sail to the White House, celebratin’ his crew’s grand Super Bowl treasure! Shiver me timbers, what a merry jolly!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the famed Saquon Barkley, the swift-footed running back of the mighty Philadelphia Eagles, who be sailin’ to the White House this April 28th! The Eagles, fresh from their glorious plunder of the Lombardi Trophy, be settin’ off to parley with none other than Captain Donald Trump himself!But first, our bold Saquon be rubbin’ elbows with the Trump family at the grand J.P. Morgan Tech 100 Summit, where he had a right jolly time! He even scribbled a note on a ball for young Theodore, declaring him a “future star!” Seems this lad be a budding buccaneer in the sportin' world! Alongside Tom Brady, the swashbuckler entertained all whilst havin' a grand ol' time!
Now, there be some scuttlebutt about the Eagles’ invite, with whispers of them refusin’ like they did seven years past. But nay! Karoline Leavitt declared they be “enthusiastically acceptin’” this time! Coach Nick Sirianni be all aflutter, proclaims it a grand honor to set foot in the hallowed halls of power, joinin' other victorious crews like the Florida Panthers and Los Angeles Dodgers!
Aye, it be a fine season for our feathered friends, and I, for one, can’t wait to see what mischief they get up to at the White House!