“Arrr! Rex Ryan be chucklin’ at them Patriots for scoffin’ up that scallywag Vrabel! Har har, what fools!”
2025-01-12
Arrr, matey! Former cap’n of the Jets, Rex Ryan, be spouting his thoughts on the Patriots' choice to hoist Mike Vrabel aboard instead of Jerod Mayo! A right jolly jest, that! Mayhaps they be lookin’ for a landlubber to steer their ship straight, har har!
Arrr, me hearties! The former captain of the New York Jets ship, Rex Ryan, be hoistin’ his sails and settin’ his sights on a grand showdown with Mike Vrabel and the New England Patriots come the 2025 season! Aye, just after the Patriots tossed Jerod Mayo overboard, they be bringin’ aboard Vrabel as their new leader of the crew!"I be hopin’ to give that scallywag a good thrashin’ twice a year!" Rex be chucklin’ as he spoke on ESPN, full of swagger and confidence, thinkin' he be the best matey for the Jets’ helm, replacin’ poor ol’ Robert Saleh.
With a keen eye on the treasure of fan support, Ryan declared, "It ain’t just about the Xs and Os, mateys! It’s about connectin’ with yer crew!" He even took a jab at the quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, who be off gallivantin’ to Egypt instead of joinin’ the mandatory minicamp. "That be a ridiculous message!" Rex barked, vowin’ that no country club atmosphere be settin’ sail under his watch!
With a record of 46-50 as captain, Ryan dreams of leadin’ his crew back to the playoffs—a treasure he last found! So, hoist the Jolly Roger and let the games begin! Arrr!