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Arrr, matey! Ravens' captain says stoppin' Saquon be a mighty chore, but Derrick Henry be the treasure map!

2024-12-01

Arrr! Kyle Hamilton, the ravenous defender, be knowin’ his crew’s in fer a mighty challenge against that scallywag Saquon Barkley! But lo! Mayhaps their own beast, Derrick Henry, can run the ship to victory! A right jolly notion, aye!

Arrr, matey! Ravens' captain says stoppin' Saquon be a mighty chore, but Derrick Henry be the treasure map!

Ahoy me hearties! The Baltimore Ravens be sailin’ home with a grand victory, bestin’ the Los Angeles Chargers under the moonlight. Captain John Harbaugh triumphed over his wee brother, Jim, for the third time in their coachin’ escapades!

But, alas, the crew be face to face with a fearsome foe in the days ahead, and one particular matey, Saquon Barkley of the Philadelphia Eagles, be makin’ waves in the league. This sea dog set a record for rushin’ yards, breakin’ the old mark with a mighty 255 yards on a single night, navigatin’ his ship past the Rams with a couple o’ thunderous touchdowns!

As the Ravens plot their course, safety Kyle Hamilton knows the stakes be high. With Barkley leadin’ the charge, the Eagles boast the finest rushin’ attack in the league. But fear not! The Ravens be flexin’ their muscles too, boastin’ a higher mean of yards per game, thanks to the likes of Lamar Jackson and his new mate, Derrick Henry!

With the sails set for a clash of titans at 4:25 p.m. on Sunday, it be a showdown of the best! Grab yer grog and prepare for a rip-roarin’ battle on the gridiron!

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