Arrr, matey! Father o’ that ex-Cowboys lad be nabbed fer tryin’ to squeeze the life outta someone! Ha ha!
2024-12-03
Arrr, matey! In the wee hours o' Sunday, Leighton Vander Esch's old sea dog of a father found himself in the clink in Idaho, accused of tryin' to strangle a scallywag! Blimey, who knew the high seas of family drama could be so treacherous!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for a tale of tumult has emerged from the wild seas of Idaho! Our tale begins with Darwin Vander Esch, father to the famed Dallas Cowboys star, Leighton. This salty sea dog found himself in a spot o’ trouble this past weekend, bein’ nabbed by the law for domestic violence-related mischief, just after the clock struck midnight!This scallywag, aged 61, faced charges as hefty as a kraken! Felony attempted strangulation, misdemeanor domestic battery, and even a fine mess o' shenanigans with a telecommunication device! The details be as murky as a shipwrecked treasure map, but the law be hot on his heels!
Meanwhile, young Leighton, once a fierce linebacker for the Cowboys, has hung up his boots, lettin’ the world know that his body be no longer fit for the brutal game, thanks to neck injuries that would make even Blackbeard shudder! With a heart heavy as a lead cannonball, he vowed to focus on bein’ a fine husband and father instead.
So there ye have it, a raucous tale of family, football, and folly! Let’s raise a tankard to the Vander Esch clan, for in the world of pigskin, it seems trouble be brew’n both on and off the field! Yarrr!