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Arrr, a first-round treasure from MLB be settin' sail to tackle college pigskin with South Alabama, me hearties!

2025-01-15

Arrr, matey! Once a mighty MLB first-round treasure, Bubba Thompson be settin' sail for the gridiron seas this spring, seekin' glory as a walkin' scallywag for the South Alabama Jaguars. Let’s see if he can catch a pigskin better than a cannonball!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I got a tale from the high seas of sports! Bubba Thompson, a first-round draft pick from yon MLB in the year of our Lord 2017, be swappin' his trusty glove fer a helmet and shoulder pads, joinin' the South Alabama Jaguars on the gridiron! Aye, he be takin’ up the role of a walk-on fer the spring practices, as the good captain, Major Applewhite, be shoutin’ his praises from the crow's nest!

Old Bubba, at the ripe age of 26, be no stranger to the football field, havin’ led his crew at McGill-Toolen Catholic High School to the state title game. He once pledged allegiance to the University of Alabama to chase the baseball dream, but instead, the Texas Rangers plucked him like a ripe mango with their No. 26 pick! He be a speedy sea dog on the basepaths, swipin' 18 bags in 55 games last year.

Now, with five years of eligibility still in his treasure chest, Bubba be lookin’ to carve his name in football legends. With the Jaguars comin’ off a decent 7-6 season, we be wonderin’ if this scallywag can steer ‘em to glory. So hoist the sails, me hearties, fer a new adventure awaits on the field! Arrr!

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