Arrr! Travis Kelce be sayin’ the Chiefs ain’t no scallywags, fearin’ no landlubber! Blimey!
2025-01-08
Arrr, matey! Travis Kelce, the mighty tight end of the Chiefs, be swearing on his mother’s treasure chest that they didn’t throw the match to them scurvy Broncos just to keep the Bengals from the playoffs! Aye, he be no traitor, just a jolly sea dog!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o' Travis Kelce and the Kansas City Chiefs, who be clearin' the air. They swears on a barrel o' rum that they didn’t throw the match to the Denver Broncos to keep the pesky Bengals from sailin' into the playoffs! Nay, after the Bengals bested the Steelers, they needed a smidge o' luck from the Dolphins and Broncos, but alas, the Chiefs be takin’ a wee break and sent their starters scurrying.When asked if they lost on purpose, Kelce roared like a fierce sea monster! “I ain't scared of no one!” he yelled, proclaimin' his desire to slay every dragon like in some Mortal Kombat showdown. He'd take on all foes, even in a Walmart parking lot, if need be! The Bengals, he mused, were a fine crew, and their absence would make the playoffs a tad duller.
As the smoke clears, the Broncos be headin’ to face the Bills, while Kelce and his mates be loungin’ at home, watchin'. Meanwhile, the Bengals be needin' a new defensive captain, and the seas be uncertain for their star wide receivers. So raise yer tankards, and let’s see how this tale unfolds! Yarrr!