Arrr! An Eagles matey be takin' a jab at the mayor's skill, claimin', "What do ye expect from a Cowboys lover?"
2025-04-03
Arrr matey! Mayor Ed Brown of Upper Darby, just a stone's throw from Philly, be a fan of them Cowboys! A scallywag Eagles supporter be callin' his leadership into question 'cause of it. Aye, 'tis like hoistin' the Jolly Roger on a landlubber ship! Har har har!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be tellin’ ye the tale o’ a spirited Philadelphia fan who dared to speak his mind at a council meetin’. This scallywag, a loyal follower of the Eagles, took aim at none other than Mayor Ed Brown, known far and wide as a devoted supporter o’ them cursed Dallas Cowboys!With a voice as thunderous as a cannon’s roar, the fan declared, “What be ye expectin’ from a mayor who roots fer a team that’s spent nigh 29 years wallowin’ in defeat?” He waved his flag high, callin’ out the mayor’s loyalty to a crew that’s not seen a Super Bowl win since the ancient year o’ 1995. “This be a Cowboys fan!” he proclaimed, “Not a champion, but a jester in a sea of losers!”
But fear not, for the Eagles be the pride of the City of Brotherly Love, claimin’ their second Lombardi Trophy just last February, while the Cowboys sit in their salty tears, havin’ not reached the championship game since the days o’ yore. So remember, mates, when ye elect a Cowboy to lead yer ship, expect naught but a tempestuous voyage! Har har!