Arrr! Daniel Jones be on the Cowboys' scroll, makin' fans holler fer him to swab the deck with rivals!
2024-11-22
Arrr, moments after Daniel Jones was set free by the scallywags of the New York Giants, he magically found his name on the Dallas Cowboys' crew list! What sorcery be this? Methinks he be a slippery eel or the jests of a drunken sea captain! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! A grand tale o’ woe be unfoldin’ in the seas of New York, as the Giants have set sail without their erstwhile captain, Daniel Jones. After six long voyages with the crew, Daniel found himself in the dreaded fourth string, a fate worse than walkin’ the plank! The lad, once a sixth overall treasure from the 2019 Draft, only tasted the sweet nectar of playoff glory once—shiver me timbers!Meanwhile, in the land of the Cowboys, a new adventure be brewin’! With Dak Prescott out for the season, the fans be clamorin’ for the winds of change to blow Jones’ way. A moment of mirth struck when his name appeared on the Cowboys' roster—aye, a glitch in the matrix perhaps! But alas, it vanished quicker than a fart in a windstorm!
As the Thanksgiving showdown approaches, dreams abound of Jones in a Cowboy’s garb, squarin’ off against his old crew. “Save Thanksgiving Football!” cries a fan, while another wishes for “Dimes vs. Cutlets.” But lo, the Giants’ owner tipped his hat to the lad, expressin’ sorrow for the unfulfilled prophecies of victory. With a record of 24-44-1, Daniel sails away, leavin’ behind a sea of what-ifs. May the winds be ever in his favor!