Arrr, a hockey swashbuckler be standin' by Gretzky, claimin' Trump be no scallywag 'round our icy seas!
2025-02-23
Arrr! In the grand tale of ice and sticks, the famed Bobby Orr took up his cutlass to defend the noble Wayne Gretzky, aka "The Great One," as scallywags slung barbs 'pon the rink during the 4 Nations final! Aye, even pirates know not to speak ill of legends!
Arrr, gather round, ye scallywags! Hear tell of the grand hockey captain, Wayne Gretzky, who found himself in a tempest o' criticism, like a ship caught in a squall! Our legendary mate Bobby Orr took to the quill, defendin’ the man known as “The Great One,” as folks be throwin’ shade over his ties to the ol’ sea dog, President Trump!Ye see, many a landlubber be callin’ foul 'cause Gretzky was seen celebratin’ Trump’s victory down in the sunny shores of Florida. With the likes of Trump dubbing Canada as the “51st state,” the critics be ragin’ like a wild storm. Orr be lamentin’ the fickle nature of the crowd, questionin’ why the good man who gave his heart to the great game be gettin’ such harsh treatment!
“Can’t we show a bit o' grace?” Orr thundered. “Wayne’s done more for our hockey pride than a barrel of rum, and he deserves respect!” And lo, he be remindin’ the masses of Gretzky’s noble charitable deeds—a true Canadian hero! So, let’s hoist a tankard in honor of The Great One and let not politics sink our ship o’ camaraderie!
Aye, as Trump himself said, “Who better than Wayne for a governorship?” But alas, it seems our hero be more interested in skatin’ than politickin’. So, here’s to respectin’ one another, mates! Yarrr!