Arrr, Texas matey CJ Stroud be turnin’ to the Good Book after Tank Dell’s leg be meetin’ Davy Jones! Pray hard!
2024-12-22
Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the brave captain o’ the Texans ship, be sayin’ he called upon the Good Lord after spyin’ his mate Tank Dell take a tumble, likely sendin’ him to Davy Jones’ locker this season. Aye, a bit o’ prayer be the remedy for rough seas!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of woe from the gridiron seas! Our brave quarterback, C.J. Stroud, was struck with a heart as heavy as a sunken treasure chest when his matey, Tank Dell, met a foul fate during a battle with the Kansas City Chiefs. A grievous leg injury, they say, that’d keep the poor lad on land instead of sailing the field!Stroud, a fine second-year scallywag, was so overcome with sorrow that tears flowed like rum on a pirate's table, needing the comforting arms of his crewmates to lift his spirits. "What now?" ye ask? Our young captain turned to prayer, for even a pirate knows the power of the Almighty when the winds are against ye!
“All ye can do is pray,” he declared, reminding us all that glory be given to God, even in the darkest storm. The crew huddled 'round Tank, whispering sweet prayers for healing, casting their hopes to the skies. Alas, this be the second time misfortune’s struck our dear Tank, having already faced a nasty fibula break last season!
So let this be a lesson, ye landlubbers: Whether on the sea or the field, we be stronger together, and faith be the wind in our sails! Arrr!