Arrr, New Hampshire be sailin' with Trump’s decree on trans sports, even with two scallywags tryin' to stir up trouble!
2025-02-21
Arrr matey! In a ruckus o' the courts, two swashbucklin' transgender athletes be raisin' a stink, but New Hampshire be settlin' fer the cap'n’s command, sayin’ "Nay!" to the lassies lettin' 'em join the fray. Aye, the tides be turnin’ in a jolly ol' fashion!
Ahoy, mateys! It be a storm brewin’ in the realm of sports in the fair land o' New Hampshire, where the winds of change be blowin’ thanks to Cap’n Trump’s decree. Aye, the scallywags in charge be decidin’ that no transgender athletes shall compete against lasses in their games, lest they be wanting to walk the plank of lost federal doubloons!Before this order sailed in, the brave folk of the New Hampshire Interscholastic Athletic Association did let the young swabs choose their own fate, but now they’ve turned tail, afraid o' the lurking threat o' funding cuts. The wise captain of that ship, Jeffrey Collins, be warnin’ schools to abide by the new law, or face the wrath of the federal overlords.
But hold fast! The brave young buccaneers, Parker and Iris, have raised the Jolly Roger and filed a suit against this injustice, claimin’ their rights be trampled like a barnacle underfoot. And while some states be scofflin’ at Cap’n Trump’s order, New Hampshire finds itself caught between the sea and the devil, trying to make sense of this tumultuous tide.
It be a tangled web, aye, but one thing be certain: the seas o' sports be far from calm in this here territory!