"Arrr, Trump be callin’ Team USA ‘fore the grand clash, jabbin’ at Canada ‘bout joinin’ the crew as our 51st matey!"
2025-02-20
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be shoutin' from his Truth Social crow's nest, claimin' he’ll be hailing Team USA 'fore they clash with the land of the maple leaf! With a wink and a jest, he be stirrin' the waters 'gainst Canada once more! Avast, let the games begin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of President Trump, who be settin' his sights on the U.S. men's hockey crew, preparin' for a grand battle against the pesky Canucks in the 4 Nations Face-Off! Aye, Bill Guerin, the captain of this fine team, be callin’ for Trump to join the fray in Boston, but alas, the busy president shall be landlocked, discussin’ matters with governors instead.But fear not! Trump be raisin’ spirits from afar, promisin’ to ring up the lads and spur 'em on toward victory, likenin’ Canada to a future 51st state with lower taxes—an amusing jab, indeed! “Good luck, me hearties!” he proclaimed, while slyly invitin’ the Canadian Governor Trudeau to join in the fun.
The last clash saw tempers flare, with American and Canadian players throwin' down their mitts faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” Three fights erupted in mere seconds, and the U.S. emerged triumphant with a score of 3-1. So as the puck drops again, will there be more fisticuffs? Only time will tell! With players like Tkachuk and Hagel throwin' shade and jestin' about group chats, this battle promises to be as fierce as a stormy sea. Hoist the flags and may the best crew win!