Arrr, matey! GOP scallywag be tellin' Trump to hoist the purse string for schools makin' lasses change 'fore a lad!
2025-03-19
Arrr, a scallywag in Illinois be callin' on the Trump crew to set sail into the fray! A landlubber be claimin' that lasses be forced to change their garb in front o' a trans matey in the locker room. Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a landlubber, Rep. Mary Miller of Illinoise! She be hollerin' at President Trump to yank all the doubloons from the Deerfield School District! Why, ye ask? A mother, brave as a ship's captain, claimed her lass and her crew of young maids were made to change in front of a transgender sea dog in the girls' locker room! A right scandal, I tells ye!Miller be callin' it an "egregious violation" of the lasses’ privacy, and she be shoutin' about Trump’s order to keep biological men out of women’s sports, as if it be a kraken in the locker room! She stands with the fierce Nicole Georgas, who claimed her 13-year-old daughter was forced to undress in the presence of a gender-bending matey, and she be not havin' it!
Georgas stood tall at the Board of Education, demandin' her daughter’s rights be upheld, for they want their privacy back as much as a pirate wants his gold! The school, however, claims no lass was made to change in front of others, and they be followin’ the laws of the sea—or, I mean, the state! So, there ye have it, a ruckus fit for the finest tavern tales! Yarrr!