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Arrr! No. 10 Arkansas plundered No. 2 St. John's, makin' legendary coaches weep like scallywags! Aye, what a hullabaloo!

2025-03-22

Arrr! The scallywag 10-seed Arkansas bested the mighty 2-seed St. John's, 75 to 66, in a raucous skirmish o' the round o' 32 on Saturday! Aye, twas a clash fit for legendary captains, as they plundered the court like true buccaneers!

Arrr, me hearties! In a raucous battle o’ the hardwood, the No. 10-seeded Arkansas Razorbacks be havin' their way with the mighty No. 2 St. John's, claimin' victory by a score of 75-66 at the Dunkin’ Donuts Center, a most peculiar name fer a battleground in Providence, Rhode Island!

In a duel o' legendary sea captains, John Calipari outsmarted the crafty Rick Pitino, sendin' the Red Storm pirates o' St. John's to Davy Jones’ locker, as they be the first No. 2 seed to walk the plank this tourney! The Red Storm’s cannons misfired, hittin' a mere 28% of their shots and a pitiful 2-22 from the deep seas of 3-point territory.

Pitino, in a fit o' desperation, benched his star, RJ Luis Jr., who be havin’ a rough seas with only nine points and seven rebounds, while Zuby Ejiofor was the lone bright star, baggin’ 23 points. The Razorbacks sailed through with three fine lads in double figures, led by Billy Richmond III, who dropped 16 on the St. John's crew. Despite their own struggles from long range, the Razorbacks be set to face either Drake or Texas Tech in the Sweet 16, ready to continue their plunderin' ways!

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