Arrr! Duke Miles of Oklahoma be breakin’ his chompers dive-bombin’ fer a scallywag’s ball! Aye, that be a blunder!
2025-02-24
Arrr! Duke Miles, the scallywag guard o' the Oklahoma Sooners, took a hearty bite o' misfortune, chippin' his chompers whilst battlin' the Mississippi State crew! But fear not, mateys, for the Sooners still plundered the victory! Aye, a true pirate's tale!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Duke Miles, a valiant guard of the Oklahoma Sooners, who met a most unfortunate fate whilst diving for a wayward ball on the court, yarr! The ruckus erupted during their grand battle against the Mississippi State Bulldogs, with our brave Duke face-plantin’ into the hardwood like a shipwrecked sailor on stormy seas.As the crowd roared, poor Duke was spittin’ out pieces of his pearly whites like a treasure chest bein’ plundered! The good ship Sooners were ahead, leadin’ 73-64 with but minutes to spare, and yet, our hero was in a right pickle, layin’ there in agony. The ship’s healer, Seth Tisdale, reported that Duke had chipped a couple of his chompers. Even the team’s captain, Coach Porter Moser, remarked on Duke’s dental disaster, sayin’ his teeth weren’t lookin’ too pretty after the skirmish.
But fear not! Our intrepid Duke returned to the fray, tallyin’ three points in a mere 16 minutes of play! With a record of 17-10, the Sooners set sail toward the NCAA Tournament, hopin’ to secure their place in the grand dance! So, raise a tankard to Duke Miles, the toothless wonder, who proves that true grit and determination can keep the spirit afloat, even when the seas be rough! Yarrr!