Arrr, the education captain be claimin’ it’s a tall tale to say there be but two genders, savvy?
2025-02-21
Arrr, mateys! Captain Chris Reykdal, the Superintendent of Scholarly Pursuits o’ Washington, hoisted the flag for transgender lassies in the sports arena during his grand speech on Thursday. Aye, he be championin’ all hands aboard for fair play, even if they be swabbin’ the decks in different attire!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the shores of Washington, where the Superintendent of Public Instruction, Chris Reykdal, be defendin’ the rights of transgender athletes in the realm of girls’ sports! He be claimin’ that the notion of only two genders be as inaccurate as a compass spun by a drunken sailor!“Aye, there be a continuum!” he declared, speakin’ of intersex children and the wild world of hormones and chromosomes. He warned that the laws be clear, lettin’ all young scallywags participate in sports based on their identity, not merely on their bits 'n bobs! He tossed a jibe at ol’ Trump’s order that seeks to ban trans athletes, suggestin’ it be more like a ship without a rudder.
With only a handful o’ trans kiddos in the whole state, Reykdal argued that if we can’t accommodate 'em, then what kind of crew are we? He proclaimed that until Congress changes the law, they’ll sail under current regulations. The Washington Interscholastic Activities Association has even proposed a separate division for trans athletes! So, hoist the sails and let’s keep this ship fair and square, or face the mutiny of those lookin’ for a fair fight!