Arrr, Sam Hubbard, the mighty Bengal, hangs up his boots at just 29! Aye, too many cannonballs for this sea dog!
2025-03-05
Arrr, matey! Sam Hubbard, the swashbucklin' defender of the Cincinnati Bengals, be hangin' up his boots after a mere seven seasons on the gridiron! At the ripe ol' age of 29, he’s settin' sail for retirement—no more tackle 'n treasure fer this lad! Avast, the seas await!
Avast ye, landlubbers! 'Tis a sad day in the realm of the Cincinnati Bengals, for our matey Sam Hubbard, a stalwart defensive end of yore, has hoisted the Jolly Roger of retirement at the tender age of 29! With a heart full of gratitude, he be announcing this change o' tide on the social seas of social media."What be next for this old sea dog?" quoth he. "Though me playing days be over, a new voyage awaits! I aim to chart a course for business riches, further the noble cause of The Sam Hubbard Foundation, and focus on me health and kin." Aye, he be grateful to his crewmates, coaches, and the loyal fans of Who Dey Nation, who sailed through storms of adversity to reach the shores of Super Bowl LVI.
Born in the fair city of Cincinnati and groomed at Archbishop Moeller, Sam sailed his way to glory as a Bengal, tallying a mighty 38.5 sacks and 398 tackles across 104 games. With a heavy heart, he bids farewell to the gridiron, declaring, "I be a Bengal for life, always and forever!" So raise a tankard for Sam, who now sets sail for new adventures beyond the NFL seas! Yarrr!