Arrr, the Trump crew be settin' sail to sniff out if lassies be swappin' threads 'fore a trans matey!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! The fine folks at the Illinois Education crew be in hot water, for 'tis said they made young lasses swap their garb afore a lad who fancies himself a lass! A federal scallywag be comin’ to snoop about this hullabaloo! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o’ the U.S. Department of Education’s Office of Civil Rights raisin' the black flag over the Illinois Department o’ Education. They be investigatin' the Chicago Public School District and Deerfield Public Schools for some foul play—Title IX violations, I say!