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Arrr, UNC matey be claimin' a two-word treasure after that scallywag Belichick took the captain's chair!

2024-12-13

Arrr, matey! A new dawn be risin' in Chapel Hill, North Carolina! One savvy UNC swashbuckler be snatchin' up a fine two-word treasure o' a trademark to seize the day! Avast, 'tis a jolly good fortune, aye!

Ahoy, mateys! A grand new chapter be unfurlin' in the land of North Carolina, where a former Tar Heel has set his sights on makin’ a pile o’ doubloons! The legendary Bill Belichick, famed for his exploits in the NFL, be donning the light blue to helm the UNC football crew, and the news be as real as a treasure map!

In a most curious turn o’ events, one Anthony Proscia, a graduate from the year of our Lord 2000, has taken it upon himself to trademark the fine phrase "Chapel Bill." Aye, a clever nod to the hallowed halls of learnin’, that one! 'Twas first uttered by the school itself as Belichick made his grand entrance to his press parley.

Now, Proscia be claimin' he’ll let the school or the great coach himself use the trademark, but fear not, for he’s plannin' to peddle his own wares like a true buccaneer!

Belichick be livin’ the dream, as he swaps the NFL for the college tides, callin’ this venture a "dream come true." After years of pillagin’ the Super Bowl seas, he’s finally set to chart a new course with the Tar Heels. Aye, what a time to be alive on the high seas of college football!

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