Arrr, Maine schoolmate's jibe likens trans mateys to olden civil rights ruckus! Blimey, me hearties be in a hullabaloo!
2025-03-20
Arrr! Maine's own Laurel Libby and her mateys be givin' a right tongue-lashin’ to Captain Ryan Scallon of Portland Public Schools! He likened the trans athlete tempest to the grand civil rights skirmishes, savvy? Aye, that be a stormy sea of words he’s sailin’! Ha-ha!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the shores of Portland, Maine, where the grand Superintendent Ryan Scallon be catchin’ flak fit for a cannon blast! This scallywag likened the tussle fer trans inclusion in lassies’ sports to the grand ol’ civil rights battles of yore, stirrin’ up a storm among the shipmates.In a recent meetin’, Scallon boldly proclaimed that the trials and tribulations of transgender athletes be akin to the struggles of women and minorities, much to the chagrin of state Rep. Laurel Libby, who declared his words as “insultin’” and “unconscionable,” stirrin’ up the pots of discontent! She claimed that this be a betrayal of the fair maidens! Arrr!
Others, like pole vaultin’ coach Allen Cornwall, called Scallon’s remarks a right farce, sayin’ the true faces of the girls tell a different tale. “Ye don’t know the ache of defeatin’ spirits unless ye bear witness!” he roared, pointin’ out that the rights of women might just be walkin’ the plank while all this goes on.
The seas be choppy in Maine, where parents and protestors hoist their flags high, demandin’ fair play fer all. With the ink still fresh on the writs of the law, it seems the battle over who gets to sail the sportin’ seas be far from over, mateys! Arrr!