Arrr, me hearties! Fresno lads be tossin' doubloons on their own games—bet yer boots they’ll be walkin’ the plank!
2025-02-23
Arrr, it be rumored that the scallywags on the Fresno State hoops crew be tossin' doubloons on their own matches! The university and the NCAA be huntin' these rascals down like a treasure map gone awry! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of scandal and folly on the high seas of Fresno State basketball! It seems two scallywags from the crew—guardin' and bettin'—have brought shame to the good name of their ship, the Bulldogs. Aye, these landlubbers, Mykell Robinson and Jalen Weaver, thought it clever to wager on their own games, claimin' their squad would sink beneath their points and rebounds. Blimey, that's a breach of the NCAA code, as clear as a treasure map!Cap'n Vance Walberg, the head of this ragtag crew, caught wind of their shenanigans and promptly alerted the higher-ups, leadin' to a full-blown investigation. Now, the fates be not kind, as Robinson's already walked the plank from the crew, while Weaver and fellow guard Zaon Collins be sittin' out while the university checks their eligibility. With their best scorers absent, the Bulldogs be takin' on water, sufferin' ten straight defeats and a record of 5-23!
So, there ye have it, mateys! A tale of mischief on the court, as these lads try to navigate the stormy seas of college basketball, but alas, their ship be sinkin’! Arrr!