"Arrr, a scallywag from Michigan be sayin' sorry fer celebratin' like a landlubber on the funny herb! What folly!"
2025-03-18
Arrr, matey! Young Mitchell Voit o' Michigan be a scallywag, apologizin’ for his foolish antics! He be celebratin’ a fine play with a gesture fit for a ship’s hold! Aye, 'tis naught but a landlubber's error, but he be learnin' that the high seas o' sport be no place for such tomfoolery!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Mitchell Voit, a spry infielder from the fair shores of Wisconsin. During a grand battle of wits and might, his crew, the Michigan Wolverines, laid waste to the USC buccaneers with a mighty score of 11-0. But lo! It was not his valor on the field that had the landlubbers a-chatterin’, nay, it was a most peculiar celebration he performed that had the crowd in a tizzy!Upon hittin' a fine triple and skiddin' into third base, Voit, in a fit of folly, mimicked the sniffin' of a powdery treasure known to many as cocaine. Aye, the scandal spread like wildfire across the seas of social media, and soon the lad found himself in hot water!
With a heart full of remorse, Voit took to the digital seas, penning a public apology to his loyal crew and fans. "I be sorry," he declared, "for my immature shenanigans!" He claimed such antics did not reflect the goodly upbringing or the noble 'M' of Michigan he ought to uphold. Yet, amidst this tempest, the lad was also crowned Big Ten Player of the Week—talk about a twist of fate! So, let this be a lesson, me mateys: Celebrate, but keep yer antics shipshape!