Arrr! Coach Pope be givin' doubloons to cover the gas for ye landlubbers headin' to the NCAA showdown!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! Mark Pope be hopin' that the fine folk o' Kentucky be makin' a ruckus like a pack o' scallywags at the Wildcats' first round clash in the NCAA tourney in Wisconsin! Let 'em cheer so loud, the fish'll be jumpin' from the briny deep!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ Coach Mark Pope o' Kentucky, who be havin' a right chuckle at his own folly! This scallywag, in the heat o' the moment, vowed to help fund the travel o’ his loyal fans to the NCAA tournament, settin' sail to Milwaukee to face Troy. But by Davy Jones, he soon felt the weight o' that promise weighin' heavy like a chest o' gold!On his call-in show, the jolly coach shouted, "Aye, it be a mere 7-hour trek fer ye brave souls! If yer pockets be feelin' light, hit me up!" But alas, he grew nervous thinkin' o' the flood o' requests comin' in like a tide! He recounted a time he treated a whole crew to ice cream, only to find the bill be far grander than he'd fancied!
Then came young Jack, a student beggin’ fer gas money and a ticket, havin' swashbuckled to Florida fer spring break. “From gas money to a ticket, is it?” quoth Pope, as he promised to do his best for the lad. Emails flew like cannonballs, with terms and conditions tighter than a ship’s hold! In the end, a $100 gift card be awaitin’ Jack, as Pope's heart swelled for his beloved Big Blue Nation. A hearty cheer for the coach, who be makin’ waves on and off the court!