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Arrr! Captain Judge be swingin’ his mighty bat, sinkin’ three ships o' runs in a Brewers’ plunderin’!

2025-03-29

Arrr, matey! In a grand spectacle at the Yankee stronghold, our gallant Aaron Judge did unleash three cannonballs, sendin’ the pillagin’ Brewers to Davy Jones’ locker in a jolly romp of 20-9. Aye, that be a treasure of a match, fit for a buccaneer’s tale!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the grand tale of Aaron Judge, the formidable Yankee who sent the Milwaukee Brewers to Davy Jones' locker in a raucous 20-9 thumpin' at Yankee Stadium! This scallywag, Judge, plundered three mighty home runs, joinin' the crew in settin' a record for nine homers in a single match, a feat bearin' no equal in Yankee history!

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