Arrr! Indiana's sea dog Kurtis Rourke be battlin' foes on a torn ACL—like a swabbin' with a peg leg, matey!
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! 'Tis said that the Hoosiers' brave sea captain, Kurtis Rourke, be battlin' the whole season with a re-torn ACL. Aye, he took a mighty blow in August and still sailed the ship! What a hearty scallywag, he be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear the tale of one Kurtis Rourke, a daring quarterback of the Indiana Hoosiers, who led his crew to a glorious 11-2 record and a spot in the fabled College Football Playoffs! Aye, 'tis the finest season in their long history!But wait, there's more! This brave lad was thought to have re-torn his ACL—aye, the very ligament that keeps a pirate's knees from bucklin'—yet he pressed on like a true swashbuckler! His agent be tellin' tales of heroism, for Rourke played through that pain and a wicked thumb injury too, which made his throwing hand as useful as a wooden leg in a storm.During a clash against the Nebraska sea dogs, his thumbnail met its doom, and the X-rays revealed a broken bone in his thumb! Yet, did this daunt our Kurtis? Nay! He returned to the fray with screws in his thumb and splint under his glove, throwin' four touchdowns against those rascally Spartans!Despite all the injuries, he finished ninth in Heisman votin', completing 69.4% of his passes and capturin' 29 touchdowns! Alas, their season met a bitter end against the Notre Dame scallywags in the playoffs. Now, Rourke sets sail for the NFL Draft, ready to conquer new waters!