"Blimey! A landlubber skater’s ghostly tale on the ‘net makes us shiver after a flying contraption meets a warship! Arrr!"
2025-01-30
Ahoy, mateys! Spencer Lane, the ice-dancin’ scallywag, be causin’ a ruckus on the ol' social nets! Word be blowin’ that a flying contraption o’ American Airlines had a wee tussle with an Army bird on Wednesday. Where in Davy Jones’ locker be he now? Arrr!
Arrr mateys! A tale of woe from the icy waters of the figure-skatin’ seas! An American skater, one Spencer Lane by name, set the Twitter waves a-tinglin’ when he posted a snap on his Insta while preparin’ to embark on an aeroplane voyage. But lo and behold, the winds of fate be cruel, for that very craft collided with a U.S. Army chopper in the skies above!Spencer’s post showed him at Wichita Dwight D. Eisenhower National Airport, pintin’ towards a grand adventure to Reagan International Airport. But alas, he be silent after that, leavin’ his mates worryin’ like a ship adrift! The poor lad was later named among those lost in the tragic crash, bringin’ sorrow to the Skatin’ Club of Boston, voiced by their captain Doug Zeghibe. "Our hearts be shattered like a ship on the rocks," he lamented.
Ye see, the crew aboard were returnin' from the National Development Camp, a venture for the future champions of the rink. U.S. Figure Skatin’ confirmed that many from their clan were aboard the ill-fated flight. With heavy hearts, they mourn the loss of kin and comrades, as officials reckon there be no survivors in this dread tale of the skies. Aye, a tragic end for a tale that began with dreams of glory! Arrr!