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Arrr! Arch Manning be settin' sail, quashin' the mutterin' o' transfers 'fore the grand CFP showdown, savvy?

2024-12-30

Arrr, matey! The bold quarterback Arch Manning of the Texas Longhorns be laughin' in the face of gossip, claimin' he won’t be settin’ sail for the transfer portal after the 2024-25 season. He be stickin' to his ship, ready to plunder more victories, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale o' the Texas Longhorns' own quarterback, Arch Manning, who be settin' the record straight! Rumors be flyin' like cannonballs, claimin' this young lad be jumpin' ship into the transfer portal come season's end as they gear up for a scuffle with the Arizona State treasure hoarders.

In the shadows, he be watchin' as Quinn Ewers took the helm. But when fortune turned and Ewers found himself laid up, Manning seized the moment like a true buccaneer! With a mighty 939 yards passed and nine touchdowns under his belt, the lad showed he can steer the ship just fine!

When asked 'bout his plans to abandon the crew, Manning laughed heartily, "Nay, I be not lookin' to enter any portals!" He be a humble swab, adjustin' to the life of a backup after bein' a star in high school, but his heart be true to the Longhorns.

With Ewers guidin' him through these treacherous waters, Manning be poised to take the captain's chair in 2025, unless Ewers decides to stick 'round a bit longer. So, raise yer tankards to Arch, a lad with ambition and a heart as big as the Texas sky!

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