Arrr, Quinn Ewers be settin’ his sights on the grand battle o’ the playoffs, not on his treasure map!
2025-01-09
Arrr, me hearties! The star cannonball thrower, Quinn Ewers, be the talk o’ the seven seas as we near the great clash 'twixt the Longhorns and those scallywags from Ohio State! Aye, what fate awaits this swashbucklin' lad? A treasure or Davy Jones’ locker?
Avast ye scallywags! Junior quarterback Quinn Ewers be readyin’ to hoist the sails o’ competition on the 10th o’ January, as his Texas Longhorns face off against the Ohio State Buckeyes in a grand College Football Playoff tussle! Arrr, this lad be eyein’ a first-round pick in the 2025 NFL Draft, but alas, the Longhorns still be chasin’ that shiny national championship, leavin’ ol’ Ewers in a pickle o’ decisions!Word on the high seas be that he’s been offered a treasure chest worth up to $6 million to jump aboard the transfer portal before the Peach Bowl, where they narrowly escaped the clutches of Arizona State! But hold yer horses, matey! Ewers still has a year o’ eligibility, and if he were to set sail for the NFL or another college crew, the renowned Arch Manning be ready to commandeer the Longhorns’ ship!
When asked about his future, Ewers declared he be focused on the battle ahead, shunning thoughts of gold and glory for his mates’ sake. “Tis selfish to fret over what lies ahead when we be in the thick of it!” he proclaimed. So, let’s raise a tankard for the brave lad, as he navigates the stormy seas of college football! Yarrr, may fortune favor the bold!