Arrr, they be finin' Joe Mixon fer words he ne'er spoke, then again fer them he did! Blimey!
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! The NFL be findin’ Joe Mixon, the swashbucklin’ Texan runner, for words he never uttered! Then, in a right jolly mess, they slapped him again fer the blabber he did say. A fine treasure of confusion, I tell ye! Avast, what a scallywag's tale!
Arrr matey, gather ye round for a tale of the gridiron seas where one Joe Mixon, a valiant running back of the Houston Texans, found himself in a fine tempest! The NFL, that mighty league of rule-makers, did levy a fine upon him fer words he ne'er spoke. Aye, during a raucous playoff battle against the Kansas City Chiefs, the scallywags thought Mixon be moanin’ about the referees, claimin’ he said, "Why play the game if every 50/50 call goes with Chiefs. These officials are trash and bias." But lo and behold, those words be from another, a former player named T.J. Houshmandzadeh!When Mixon and his crew howled their displeasure, the NFL did re-issue the fine, this time with Mixon’s genuine words! He proclaimed, "Everybody knows how it be playin’ up here. Ye can never leave it in the refs’ hands." Aye, the refs be catchin’ heat after two dubious roughin’ calls on the Chiefs’ golden boy, Patrick Mahomes. The head referee, Clay Martin, defended his crew, speakin’ of “forcible contact” and even the hairline! Ha! Meanwhile, Mahomes, bless his heart, defended the zebras, sayin’ they be doin’ their utmost. And Travis Kelce, that cheeky lad, be keepin’ mum on the matter, sayin’ he’d “plead the Fifth.” Arrr, what a merry mess!